{"product_id":"eat-a-jar-of-sour-dicks-2lb","title":"Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks – 2lb","description":"Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to  eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That’s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready  to assault your taste buds and your dignity! \u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt; Introducing “Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks” – the gift that keeps on giving (and  possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a  politician’s convention, and they’re all sour enough to make your face pucker  like you’ve just seen your grandma naked. \u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt; But wait, there’s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile: \u0026lt;br\u0026gt; • Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by \u0026lt;br\u0026gt; • Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren’t enough anymore) \u0026lt;br\u0026gt; • Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions \u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt; So, whether you’re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or  just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect  solution.","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46843215675612,"sku":"ET817717011683","price":24.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/2290\/8124\/files\/245310984.jpg?v=1757053285","url":"https:\/\/www.excitingtoys.com\/products\/eat-a-jar-of-sour-dicks-2lb","provider":"ExcitingToys.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}